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Its TRUE.......
DATE: 05/14/2008 09:38:49 / MOOD: other
God created the donkey
and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years" God granted his wish. ......................................................................................... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God created the dog
and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish. .......................................................................................... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God created the monkey
and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." God granted his wish. ......................................................................................... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally God created man ...
and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years." Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused. " God granted man's wish ........................................................................................ And since then, man lives 20 years as a man , marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him,
so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.
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World's Largest Swimming Pool!!!!!!!!
DATE: 05/14/2008 09:20:20 / MOOD: other
World's Largest Swimming Pool, AMAZING!

If you like doing laps in the swimming pool, you might want to stock up on the energy drinks before diving in to this one.
It is more than 1,000 yards long, covers 20 acres, had a 115 ft deep end and holds 66 million gallons of water.
Yesterday the Guinness Book of Records named the vast pool beside the sea in Chile as the biggest in the world.
But if you fancy splashing out on one of your own - and you have the space to accommodate it - then beware: This one took five years to build, cost nearly $1billion and the annual maintenance bill will be $2million.
The man-made saltwater lagoon has been attracting huge crowds to the San Alfonso del Mar resort at Algarrobo, on Chile's southern coast, since it opened last month.
Its turquoise waters are so crystal clear that you can see the bottom even in the deep end.
It dwarfs the world's second biggest pool, the Orthlieb -- nicknamed the Big Splash -- in Morocco, which is a mere 150 yards long and 100 yards wide. An Olympic size pool measures some 50 yards by 25 yards.
Chile 's monster pool uses a computer-controlled suction and filtration system to keep fresh seawater in permanent circulation, drawing it in from the ocean at one end and pumping it out at the other.
The sun warms the water to 26c, nine degrees warmer than the adjoining sea.
Chilean biochemist Fernando Fischmann, whose Crystal Lagoons Corporation designed the pool, said advanced engineering meant his company could build 'an impressive artifici al paradise' even in inhospitable areas. 'As long as we have access to unlimited seawater, we can make it work, and it causes no damage to the ocean.'



All I can say is WOW!
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Informations about some famous Buildings
DATE: 05/14/2008 08:56:33 / MOOD: other

Location : Paris
Height : 318 Meters
Floors :
Built : 1887

Location : Dubai
Height : 321 Meters
Floors :
Built : 1999

Location : Shanghai China
Height : 421 Meters
Floors : 88
Built : 1998

Location : Chicago Illinois
Height : 443 Meters
Floors : 110
Built : 1973

Location : Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Height : 452 Meters
Floors : 88
Built : 1998

Location : Shanghai China
Height : 492 Meters
Floors : 101
To Be Completed : 2007

Location : Taipei Taiwan
Height : 508 Meters
Floors : 101
Built : 2004

Location : Guangzhou, Shanghai China
Height : 514.8 Meters
Floors : 131
To Be Completed : 2010

Location : WTC Manhattan NY
Height : 541 Meters
Floors : 69
To Be Completed : 2010

Location : Tokyo Japan
Height : 600 Meters
Floors :
To Be Completed : 2007

Location : Dubai
Height : 705 Meters
Floors : 160
To Be Completed : 2008

Location : Shanghai China
Height : 1228 Meters
Floors : 300
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GIRL FRIENDS n EQUATION....
DATE: 05/04/2008 06:07:21 / MOOD: other
GIRL FRIENDS n EQUATION....
Girl Friends Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!
Equation 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7 Meeting = 1 Kiss 7 Kisses = 1 Proposal 7 Proposal = 1 Marriage - And that 1 LOVELY(??????) marriage has 777777777777 problems. So beware of glance!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HOW to make a woman happy
DATE: 05/04/2008 05:59:20 / MOOD: other
HOW to make a woman happy
It's not difficult to make a woman happy; a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. intelligent 5. a father 6. funny 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a good mother 15. creative 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic
Without forgetting to: 26. give her compliments regularly 27. love shopping 28. be honest 29. be very rich 30. not stress her out 31. not look at other girls
And at the same time you must: 32. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 33. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 34. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
It is very important to: 35. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
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LOve vs MARRiage....
DATE: 05/04/2008 05:40:27 / MOOD: in love
LOve vs MARRiage....
Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet.
Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
Love is talking about having children. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.
Love is going to bed early. Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive. Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.
Love is losing your appetite. Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear. Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Tv has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. Marriage is “Don’t you think you’ve had enough!”
Conclusion: “Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!”
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101 Reasons what makes you a gr8 friend
DATE: 05/04/2008 05:27:21 / MOOD: other
101 Reasons what makes you a gr8 friend
1. I can't spell frndship without u 2. You r da most beautiful flower in da garden of my life 3. You can easily tell a lie for my convenience 4. you understand when i'm too buzy 5. you know me better than my siblings 6. u don't necessarly support my decisions 7. u go an extra mile when i need help 8. u tolerate my bad moods and still speak 2 me wen ur in 1 9. at others expense, u make a gr8 laughing partner 10. u walk in wen oders walk out 11. i can speak my heart out to u 12. u openly discuss a disaterous date/crush 13. u fall 4 da same junk as i do 14. u help me to chose the right think 4 my heartthrob 15. i can throw my tantrums on 16. i can rely on u 2 post my letters 17. i know i needn't luk my best wen ur around 18. i can discuss my crepy fantasies with u 19. u motivate me 2 execis 20. u've got sense of humour 21. u hand me ur handkerchief wen i've conveniently 4gotten min 22. u bluntly tell me wen i need 2 spray a deo or mouth freshner 23. i can freely discuss my ex's nd my latest crush 24. i can tok 2 u 4 hours abt anything nd nothin 25. i can tuck in 4 a blockbuster night 26. u know my secret wishes and keep them a secret 27. u know how to give me lil surprises 2 make my day 28. u keep me well informed abt latest gossips 29. u let me know,wen i need to mend my way 30. ur a reminder of wats important in lif 31. i can freely discuss censored topics wit 32. u always welcome me with a warm hug 33. even if we're not in touch 4 ages, i know ur dere for me 34. u flatter me wen i need 2 35. u never burn a hole in my pocket 36. shopping is fun. u always manage a good bargain 37. u understand my moods very well 38. you answer my phone,wen i'm avoiding a call 39. u never let ego cum btwn us 40. ur dere for me , wen i'm feelin down 41. going out with u doesn't need a reason or occasion 42. time simply flies by wenever we're together 43. i can b very comfy wid u 44. u help me solve my problems 45. u keep a check on me wen i'm at my spendin spree 46. u can sit uietly wid me 47. u care 4 my happiness 48. u equally participate wid me on playin a prank 49. u don't take me 4 granted 50. u get worried wen i'm not well 51. u read me lik a buk 52. ur always soooo right 53. wenever i'm wrong u never make it worse by sayin "i told u so" 54. i can b funny nd get away without makin a fool of my self 55. u've got a gr8 sporting spirit 56. u make me laugh 57. u celebrate my triumphs 58. u help me overcum my shortcummins 59. ur selfless nd giving 60. without feelin hesitant i can borrow ur books, dress, etc..etc..etc..... 61. u bring sunshine into my life 62. u never gossip abt me 63. u know how to pamper me 64. u know were to find the best pair of jeans on the cheap 65. u never dump me for sum1 else 66. u know how 2 make me stop wen,i'm tokin sheer nonsense 67. u consider my feelins too 68. i can call u any itme of da day without feelin hesitant 69. u point out wen i'm lukin lika an idiot 70. u know exactly wat to get for my birthday 71. coackroaches don't scare the hell out of u 72. u don't loose ur cool as often as i do 73. u so much believe in sharing, from secrets to candies 74. u know the best eating joint 75. u neva shout along with mewen i'm shouting at my throats best 76. u immediately apologise after harshly giving me a piece of ur mind 77. u are never afraid to accept ur faults 78. u respect my privacy 79. u never demand a clsrification 80. u always save the last bite of delecious 4 me 81. ur shoulders are everready for me to lean on 82. u alarm me wen i've gained too much weigth 83. u light up my life 84. u patiently listen to all my troubles 85. bcauze u bring infinite joys 2 me 86. ur as sweet as can b 87. u accept me the way i am 88. each time i think of u, i smile 89. u know how to emotionally black mail me 90. i can trust on ur advice 91. ur a true reflection of me 92. i can ask u uestions lik "am i lukin good" no of times nd i knoiw u won't get irratated 93.***NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE UR PLACE*** 94. u've seen me at my worst and still stood by me 95. u have more faith in me dan i do in myself 96. u will never change nomatter wat happens tomorrow 97. u make me wish, we were in the same family 98. u know wento make things light 99. u never laugh at my faults 100. u bring out the best in me 101. and the greatest reason is that, you are simply "YOU"
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Body full of hairs
Getting Out of Egg
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