First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
 her students the teacher asked, "Boy. What is your problem?"
 Boy. Answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
 third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
 third-grade too!"
 
 Ms Neelam took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the
 outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
 situation was.

 The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he
 failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
 first-grade and behave. She agreed.

 Then the Boy Was brought in and the conditions were explained to him
 and he agreed to take the test.
 
 Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
 Boy      : "9".
 
 Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
 Boy      : "36".
 
 And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
 should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think
 Boy can go to the third-grade. "
 
 Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can
 I ask him?" The principal and Boy. Both agree.
 
 Ms Neelam asks,"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
 Boy, after a moment :"Legs."
 
 Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
 Boy      : "Pockets."
 
 Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
 delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
 Boy      : Coconut
 
 Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
 The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
 answer, Boy. Was taking charge.
 Boy      : Bubblegum
 
 Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
 and a dog does on three legs?
 The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
 answer ...
 Boy      : Shake hands
 
 Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
 Boy      : Yep.
 
 Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
 up. I get wet before you do.
 Boy      : Tent
 
 Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
 The best man always has me first.
 The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
 Patiala Vodka peg.
 Boy      : Wedding Ring
 
 Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When
 you blow me, you feel good.
 Boy      : Nose
 
 Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
 quiver.
 Boy      : Arrow
 
 Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot
 of heat and excitement?
 Boy      : Fire truck
 
 Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't
 get it u have to use your hand.
 Boy      : Fork
 
 Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
 than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
 wife after they're married?
 Boy      : SURNAME
 
 Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
 of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
 Boy      : HEART.
 
 The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
 
 "Send this Boy. To Oxford/IIT, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
 
 MORAL OF THE STORY::: KEEP OUR MIND CLEAN