Top signs to tell you that you are a FOB (Add more)
29. You use a nickname like hotguy, hotbabe ...bla..bla 
28. You use a whole bottle of hair gel whenever u leave the house.
27. Your favorite slangs are: "Wossab Foo" or "Wossab Dog".
26. You girls have mustache. 
24. You girls have to jack up your pants to get them tight.
23. You guys wear tight ass jeans.
22. You guys wear trousers showing off ur underpants even sometimes showing ass crack. (Ridiculous! Is this fashion or stupidity?)
21. People can smell your deodorant/perfume from miles away.
20. You work at Indian grocery store or jewelry store to meet girls.
19. You got a ear-ring (boys), watch "Kama Sutra," or smoke in order to "Keep it real."
18. At parties, you discuss politics and why prices are so damn high in country.
17. Anyone you don't like is a "bloody idiot" or a "bastard."
16. You always get into fight at parties because someone bumped into you or looked at your girl (if u have)
15. You wear fake Tommy shirts.
14. You have posters of Indian movie stars all over your room.
13. Instead of saying something's the bomb, you say, "That was awesome thing man!"
12. If u see some one exposing their elbows or knees, you immediately start feeling ******** (censored)
11. Although, you don't have a girl friend, just to be cool, you tell your friends that you do. Whenever they ask you where she is, you say, "Man, she doesn't live around here; but don't worry, you'll see her soon."
10. Your face gets red, when a girl ask you for your number.
09. You think black peoples are all source of crime.
08. When listening to any kind of music, you always say, "Rock N Roll baby." 
07. You hate listening Rabindra Shongeet/ Nazrul / lalon geeti.
06. Your last name is Khan and you think you are related to Salman Khan, Sharukh Khan and Amir Khan.
05. You're favorite expression is "VOH!"
04. You go on American Online to pick up guys or girls.
03. You nod your head the same way for yes and no.
02. You leave your top three bottoms undone to showoff your chest hair and gold chain.
01. You run around the street of New York City yelling, "I LUV AMRIKA!"
