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IMPORTANT QUESTIONS..........is a MUST READ!!!!
Total Views: 145 - Total Replies: 11
Feb 29 2008, 8:54 pm - By INSPECTOR


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?


Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?


Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?


What is the speed of darkness?


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?


Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?


If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?


Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Did you ever stop and wonder......


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?


Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs
!


If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Stop singing and read on.......


Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?


Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
DEAD MAN WALKIN..........!!!
Feb 29 2008, 8:58 pm - Replied by: Mana_Jaan


LMAOOO....thnx inspectorhad fun reading it
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Feb 29 2008, 10:35 pm - Replied by: kuasha


dhurrrrr.... eto prosnoo.......... shesher dike gele prothom dike vuila jai.. abar prothome ashle shesher ta vuila jai....!

tobe moja paisi......


দোয়েল জানে না.. যে সে জাতীয় পাখি....!
Mar 01 2008, 7:00 pm - Replied by: windoww


LOL
Mar 01 2008, 7:16 pm - Replied by: xoshani67


wow, that was fun to read
Mar 02 2008, 1:40 am - Replied by: axbyee


WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND............
Mar 03 2008, 3:05 am - Replied by: biggybaps


HAHA HAHA ! Good questions LMFAO...
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Mar 03 2008, 4:04 am - Replied by: sumonss


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moja pailam....

Mar 06 2008, 7:01 pm - Replied by: mayuri


hi janu ...hahaha those r funny lines ..hey i got some 4 u ...


I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... she 


called me to get my phone number.  
 


she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box ....... because it said........ 'concentrate.' 
 
 -she put lipstick on her forehead~she wanted


to make up her mind. 
 


she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order........ 
 


she sent me a fax with a


stamp on it. 


she tried to drown a fish!!!! 
 


she thought a quarterback was a refund
 


she got locked in a grocery store and starved to 


death. 
 


she tripped over a cordless phone
 


she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. 
 


she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.  
 


she studied for a blood test. 
 


she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. 
 


when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the 


home, she moved. 
 


when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus


twice    ((((((((((((((((instead)))))))))))))))) 
 
 


when she took you to the airport and saw a sign


that said 
 


'Airport Left' she turned around and went home 


anyway cya soon ciaoxxxxxxxxxxxxx

£z ard 2 tl ur my#d 2 $tp luvin sm1~ w£n ur h@rt $til duz!!!
Mar 06 2008, 7:43 pm - Replied by: INSPECTOR


HEY JAANU


very funny, thnx


here's another 1 for u guys......lol





 
  

 
 
 
 
 
 
    

DEAD MAN WALKIN..........!!!
Mar 31 2008, 11:58 pm - Replied by: shooter_bablu


hmm not bad but ato besi porte valo lagena  1tu soto kore dela valo hoto lol
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