hi janu ...hahaha those r funny lines ..hey i got some 4 u ...


I knew a girl that was so stupid that....... she
called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box ....... because it said........ 'concentrate.' ![titleUnsafeLink(event);]()
-she put lipstick on her forehead~she wanted
to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order........
she sent me a fax with a
stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish!!!!
she thought a quarterback was a refund
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice ((((((((((((((((instead))))))))))))))))
when she took you to the airport and saw a sign
that said
'Airport Left' she turned around and went home

anyway cya soon ciaoxxxxxxxxxxxxx