Bill Gates and Laloo's Meeting

Conversation between Bill Gates and Laloo of INDIA
 
 Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
 Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance
 concept.
 
 Gates : At home have u installed Windows?
 Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our
 house.
 
 Gates(Confused) : Then what is the system you operate on?
 Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.
 
 Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in India.
 Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are
 sleeping  under the net.
 
 Gates: By the year 2000 India should export computer chips.
 Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.
 
 Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
 Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.
 
 Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a
 lot  about RAM and ROM.
 Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly
 available in A.P..
 
 Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system
 crashes.
 Laloo: I have exhuasted all my leave.
 
 Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
 Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.
 
 Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing).
 "Windows is restarting.Please wait........ ....."