Meaning of Indifferent

One day, during English class, Miss Figpot asked her class, "Who can

tell me the meaning of indifferent?" The class fidgets a little, and

they all look at one another. No one knows. Finally, Little Johnny puts

up his hand. The teacher, hesitant to call on him because of his

propensity for foul language and sexual innuendo, looks for another

student to ask. Finally, when no one else raises their hand,

she says, "Yes, Johnny?"

"Miss Figpot, it's means lovely."

Relieved, but a little puzzled, the teacher says, "Johnny, can you

explain why you think indifferent means lovely?"

"Sure, teach. Last night when I was in bed, I heard Mommy say,

'That's lovely'.

Then Daddy said, 'Yep, it's in different.'"