What men want and why

By: rush840 Mood: in love Date: 08/21/2008 08:23:51 Music: None

MEN are simple creatures of habit and have a few demands. It
should be mentioned that their demands are not as frequent or unreasonable as
their female counterparts, but man demands few necessities with simple
explanation. We are plain and have no hidden agendas, unlike some other genders
and thus it is wrong to call man cunning. Let us examine the needs of man and
why these needs come about.

Wristwatch: We
man like having ‘ONE’ thing dangling from our wrists, especially if it is
metallic, expensive or shiny. Thus we love wristwatches. We feel superior when
we can help dictate the correct time to someone. The power of being able to
tell time is cal for us. Bangles, we don’t understand and we probably never
will.

Television: Men
need television. It is our only from of true entertainment. We dislike shopping
and gossiping and without TV, we have nothings to talk about. We like to watch
sports and yes this much more important to watch a live game than a
pre-recorded, 100 times a day repeated, soap opera. Documentaries are important
too and we must watch the news, no matter whether there is anything new to
report or not. And yes we dislike having conversion when we are watching TV. So
we would like if everyone shut up and watched the TV quietly. That would help
man come much more closer to the female species, instead of talking.

Food: Men love to
eat. And when I say eat, I mean gluttony. It is hard for us men to be conscious
and be picky all the time, so we just choose to gobble down. We love to eat as
it is a past time, a hobby and our purpose of existence. Woman can watch us and
not remind us about cholesterol, sugar and whatnot. We don’t care about all
those things and we do not consider d as a meal. A d is an appetizer.
Period.

Alone Time: We
need to be alone. We need to be with our other male friends. It is highly
important. It is our basic need and right to mingle with our own kind and talk
and ogle woman at times. This does not mean that the men are being disloyal and
unloving.

Silence: We man,
really like to be quiet at times. For the love of God, men should be given at
least a simple moment of silence, devoid of nagging and complaining and demands
of attention from their female counter-parts. It’s really not that hard to quit
yapping for a brief minute. Give those jaws a rest.

 

This is of course small list of demand and so on.